Depressed...

[dkiewicz]

WHY I'M SO DEPRESSED


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


Today, our government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .

I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......:eek:

[DUNE DUMMY 29]

WHY I'M SO DEPRESSED


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


Today, our government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .

I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......:eek:
VERY FUNNY BUT SO SAD THAT IT IS ALL TRUE.

[Cisco Kid]

VERY FUNNY BUT SO SAD THAT IT IS ALL TRUE.


Yup XX2 ;-)

[JimandMelissa]

Time for a group hug

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn27/jfdrewett/test/GroupHug.jpg

[Slowpoke Rodriguez]

Funny but true. We have to keep spreading the word, mainly to our kids, to contradict the propraganda from musicians, hollywood, newspapers, mainstream news, magazines, schools and on and on..o,yea unions, new one.radio ads to scare people from signing petitions that might hurt them warning about id theft.

[DUNE DUMMY 29]

Funny but true. We have to keep spreading the word, mainly to our kids, to contradict the propraganda from musicians, hollywood, newspapers, mainstream news, magazines, schools and on and on..o,yea unions, new one.radio ads to scare people from signing petitions that might hurt them warning about id theft.
AMEN!!!!!! ALSO TALK SHOW HOSTS LIKE GEORGE LOPEZ. HUMOR GOOD BUT POLITICS BAD.

[trukndave]

Way too funny,.......but so so sad.......Why have we come to this...Why did we sell ourselves out and continue to do so..........

[lmcarraher]

THAT WAS CLASSIC

[Slowpoke Rodriguez]

X2 on george lopez, why do all these guys have to be such idiots..I used to love him, now I cant stand that guy

[RHINOdan]

WHY I'M SO DEPRESSED


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


Today, our government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .

I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......:eek:

I am speak-less. Sad but true! :eek: