Baja 1000 Bets and Bullshit

Johnny

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So I have somehow become a friend of Marc Burnetts and im sure its just because I fell sorry for the guy but heres a little bit of our last conversation ..
Fade In:
he calls and says hey man whats up hows that new alternator kit your working on coming ?
I say what the fuck do you want ?
he says how did it work at the IV 250 Race ?
I say I worked great pre running but we didnt run it during the race we had some problems
he says when you going to send me one you need a real racer to test it ill put a 1000 miles on it in a day yada yada
I say you dont even have a RZR as visions of cheech and chongs up in smoke dance thru my head
he says send me one I need it right away for the Baja 1000
I say why would I send you one im racing against you in the Baja 1000 why would I wana help you ?
I say hey on a serious note your not going to run those RCV axles on your car for the Baja 1000 are you ?
he says yes mine are differnt they are special they are bad ass !!
I say well the last guy that ran them didnt go 25 miles befor they started melting
he says his are better and we end up betting 1000.00 that he will not finish the baja 1000 with the same axles and boots that he starts the race with !!
then he says hey we need to bet on the race Too ! I think to myself really ? your season has sucked and you wana bet on the biggest race of the year ? ok I say im in for another 1000.00 on who goes further !
He says he is in ! Mind you the guy does not currently own a desert race RZR

Then he has his guy call last night and ask if he should build the car planning on the kit or no kit .. I tell him to plan on no kit ! but I leave a bit of a maybe thinking I should build him a special kit !

Today he sends me a message with a link to his song to me for the Baja 1000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC86yQAzaxg


I reply with
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU

his reply
Remember whos #1! Marc B Bitch

my Reply
what sport did you get into ? Synchronized Swimming ?

you just cant make this shit up ... he cracks me up

he finishes it off with where is my alternator kit ?
 

jajl22

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that is funny stuff right there...Glad somebody is having fun around here!
 

george.felix

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You guys have a lot in common..... both listen to the same retarded music. So Johnny you making book for this race? That could be interesting. Any bets the alternator kit doesn't work? Lol
 

Johnny

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I have a few bucks left if you want some George ... remember I would have took your money on the last one
 

Bajaxp

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How many Pro UTV wins you and Mark have?
 

Johnny

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uh lol its not about the wins !! somebody once told me something to the effect Sun don't shine on the same dog's ass every day..
 

george.felix

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I felt I should warn you all we decided were in so it just got a little harder......to get around that is. We added a ton of cool upgrades to the car like a new horn. The old one went bad from non use this one probably will too. Loosened up the brakes and weighted the gas pedal. Don't have any chase trucks so were carrying about 400 lbs of spare parts. Might be pulling a small trailer we haven't decided. Good news is we have plenty of spare tranny drain plugs and extra fuel for those who are "weight conscience" and seem to be running out of fuel on a regular basis. Oh yeah plenty of coolant for all the hot turbos. Oh and a worn out spherical from last year I need to give back to whoever I borrowed from.
 

facteryfmf

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Wanna bet on how quick into the race I get to use the winhammer on you?

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george.felix

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Wanna bet on how quick into the race I get to use the winhammer on you?

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The usual.....less than 10 seconds after you catch us I imagine. Did I mention we have a local Mexican team again......they're the heads on a rope gang. I'm sure they have no problem with a whole car.......:)
 
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baja specialist

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I just finished up the logistics with all of the chase trucks and pits, this race is going to be a fun one. We are in the middle of rebuilding our car right now after tearing it down. Lots of work getting all the prerunner stuff ready and chase trucks but it will be worth it in the end. I can't wait to be down in Baja again.
 
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ironworks

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Wanna bet on how quick into the race I get to use the winhammer on you?

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We should do a pool as to how long the Monday morning after the race rant session will be. We could bet on bandwidth or pages.

I think I could single handedly stretch him out 2 additional pages.
 
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facteryfmf

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I think he has a long drive home so I will hold off until Tuesday morning

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