When you are over sixty who gives a shit...... ;-)

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  1. Cisco Kid

    Cisco Kid Puro Corazon - UTVUnderground La Famila

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    When you are over sixty who gives a shit............


    This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
    I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
    When you are over sixty who gives a shit?


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    I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
    I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
    When you are over sixty who gives a shit?


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    I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
    "Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
    After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
    I said, "Yesterday."
    When you are over sixty who gives a shit?


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    I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
    The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
    When you are over sixty who gives a shit?


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    I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs."
    The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
    I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
    When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
     
  2. JimandMelissa

    JimandMelissa UTVUndeground La Familia

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  3. Craig

    Craig Active Member

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    Good ones, I will be using some of them for sure.
     
  4. Rzrcsi

    Rzrcsi La Familia

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    HA! Nice....
     
  5. sand shark

    sand shark Well-Known Member

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  6. FBT

    FBT Member

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    Gonna save that one
     
  7. Rokitman

    Rokitman UTVUnderground La Familia

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    Amen brother, amen!
     
  8. dunerat

    dunerat Well-Known Member

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    That's some funny $hit
     
  9. JAPINTHEBOX

    JAPINTHEBOX Grabbin Fish Heads & Rice

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    Good stuff,did Dave find out which beer you had on tap? Less filling,taste great Dave!!!:eek:
     
  10. ROTAX

    ROTAX CannedHam - La Familia

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    wow Larry, this is pretty weird, even for you....:eek:
     
  11. tomcav

    tomcav Let ride ,bitches

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    ahhh .....WOW.:confused:
     
  12. El Mamito USMC

    El Mamito USMC Member

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    jajajajaja:eek:
     
  13. GOVACHO

    GOVACHO Active Member

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    love it....
     
  14. Slacker

    Slacker La Familia

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    Still laughing!!!!!!!
     
  15. Dudeonit

    Dudeonit Chino's Finest - UTVUnderground's La Familia

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    He, He!!!! :D
     
  16. JAPINTHEBOX

    JAPINTHEBOX Grabbin Fish Heads & Rice

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    What did I ever do to you? Thats messed up Dave! I never said a bad or good thing about you!:eek:
     
  17. Rokitman

    Rokitman UTVUnderground La Familia

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    It was the Russian , Larry. Messed up Dave's mind I think.:rolleyes:
     
  18. ROTAX

    ROTAX CannedHam - La Familia

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    uh...yeah....:D
     
  19. Slacker

    Slacker La Familia

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    PFFT!! (ADWS) when you're 36...:eek:
     
  20. PickupTrucker

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    Hah nice



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